Yet again, my skepticism proved unfounded — after class, my makeup looked (and felt) flawless. The only cosmetic imperfection following my ride was a single tear-streak of eyeshadow caused by my own sweat . . . and stupidity. The eyeshadow I chose to apply on top of my UD primer was not advertised as long-lasting, so I was basically asking for it! Let's count this as a user error, not a fault of the eyeshadow — I demanded too much of it.
Aside from the single brown tear streak, this "after" look was at the top of my list. I felt confident and pretty as I left my final class, and certainly would have returned to work . . . as long as nobody expected my sore, exhausted ass to bike there.