But Wax Meghan is playing coy. Oh, ho, ho, she's not just going to give Wax Harry his gift . . . because I think she's having some kind of mental break or existential crisis? Wax Meghan seems to be thinking about every single thing that led to this moment. Or maybe she's just preoccupied.
"Did I leave my straightener on?"
"Did I lock the door to my quaint cottage?"
"Did I delete Instagram off my phone so the royal family doesn't know I have a finsta?"
Wax Harry, so fixated on his gift, doesn't even care.