Kate Middleton Mean Girls Quotes
Here's What Happens When Mean Girls and Kate Middleton Collide
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Kate Middleton is so fetch. With all her poise and princessy moments, she's far from a mean girl, but that doesn't mean we can't pretend, right? Just for fun, let's look back at some of Kate's memorable appearances and hilarious facial expressions, imagining that she said all these Mean Girls quotes, shall we? Grool.
1 "Is butter a carb?"
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2 "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."
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3 "Now I guess she's on crack."
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4 "I really wanna lose three pounds."
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5 "Get in, loser. We're going shopping."
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6 "Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!"
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7 "How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?"
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8 "Your hair looks so sexy pushed back."
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9 "My nailbeds suck."
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10 "I hear her hair's insured for $10,000."
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11 "That is the ugliest f'ing skirt I have ever seen."
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12 "You can't sit with us!"
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13 "That vest was disgusting."
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14 "That's so fetch."
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15 "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."
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16 "You can go shave your back now."
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17 "I will keep you here till 4."
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18 "You can't just ask people why they're white."
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19 "These sweatpants are all that fit me right now."
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20 "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."
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21 "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
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22 "Well, this has been sufficiently awkward."
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23 "Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang."
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24 "I, like, invented her. You know what I mean?"
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25 "Grool."
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26 "I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she'd look like a British man."
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27 "Wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"
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28 "So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"
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29 "You let it out, honey. Put it in the book."
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30 "We should totally just stab Caesar!"
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31 "There's a 30 percent chance that it's already raining."
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32 "Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism!"
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33 "She asked me how to spell orange."
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34 "I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."
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35 "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
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36 "They make you gain weight like crazy."
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37 "You could try Sears."
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"Boo, you whore."
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