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These Hilarious Texts Between a Dad Cleaning Kid-Puke and His Nonresponsive Wife Are So Relatable

Last night I was supposed to watch the kids, so my wife and I swapped cars after work so she could head out with some...

Posted by Ben Patterson on Friday, May 13, 2016

On an evening his wife had plans with her friends, Ben Patterson swapped cars with her so that he could drive the kids home and leave her to her night — no big deal, right? Wrong. What ensued as an indirect result of this swap is so hilarious and relatable, that even though we feel bad for Ben, we're so glad he shared the experience online to make us laugh.

"On the way home, projectile vomit occurred . . . " Ben wrote in a Facebook post that features three hilarious screen grabs of the text conversation with his wife, Stephanie. And as if his son's throw up wasn't bad enough, Ben couldn't seem to keep it together long enough to clean it up and started puking as well . . . all over some woman's lawn.

To see what happens next and to read Stephanie's response to the situation (spoiler alert: she never ends up answering him), click through the photos above.

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