Funny Pregnancy and New Baby Cards
Epic — and Honest — Baby Cards That Will Make New Parents LOL

When someone finds out that they are having a baby, they only have a certain amount of months before things get real and the truth hits: life with a newborn can be sticky, stinky, and exhausting. But luckily for some new and expecting parents, if they have a friend with an amazing sense of humor who is willing to drop truth bombs — along with congratulations — they can do so in the form of some very honest baby cards.
From compliments on pregnancy boobs to condolences on postbaby vaginas, these are the funniest pregnancy and newborn cards for parents with a sense of humor.
Congrats on Your New Boobs and Baby Card

Funny Avocado Pregnancy Card

Have Fun With That Baby Card

Tiny Human Baby Card


Funny Baby Shower Registry Card

Nine Months Sober Card

Sh*t Machine New Baby Card

Funny Pregnancy and New Baby Card

You'll Probably Poop Pregnancy Card

New Mom Riddle Card

Poop Machine New Baby Card

Congrats on the Cute Baby Card

Pregnancy Test Card

Bundle Of Joy Baby Card

Sorry We're All Drinking Without You Card

Funny Science Baby Shower

Funny Pregnancy Boobs Card

Sarcastic New Baby Card

Knocked Up Pregnancy Card

Funny New Parents Card

Condolences to Your Vagina Card

Bottoms Up Card

Baby's First Cuss Word Card

Baby Making Card
