If you can't remember the last time you were able to pee or shower in peace without little fingers reaching under the door, toddlers screaming your name, or small hands pounding on the door, welcome to the club. As soon as that first baby comes along, there is just no such thing as privacy in the bathroom ever again — until now.
Posted to the Mommas Helping Mommas Facebook page, this hysterical sign is about to change the way your family reacts to you daring to lock yourself in the bathroom to do your business (maybe. OK probably not, but still, this is hilarious).
If mom is in the bathroom you are NOT allowed to . . .
#1 Knock, unless the house is on fire or someone is bleeding AND/OR dead.
#2 Scream questions at me if the shower is running! HOT TIP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
#3 Wait for me within inches of the door and then yell at me when you get slammed in the face like it's my fault.
#4 Slip me notes of any kind, especially the ones with those check boxes.
The perfect sign ends with the prompt, "Ask yourself this question before knocking . . . Can I survive the next two minutes without mom?" which is ironically followed by two check boxes marked "yes and "no."
Well done, mama.