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Mom Preparing to Go Food Shopping Before Snowstorm

Mom Flawlessly Highlighted the Humor in Food Shopping Before a Snowstorm

Storms comin....get your preppin done! ❄️❄️❄️💃💃💃

Posted by Mommas Page on Sunday, March 12, 2017

There's nothing like a big Winter storm warning to get every single person out of their house and to the grocery store. One hilarious mom is highlighting this phenomenon and how she plans to tackle the universal duty in a video guaranteed to make you nod your head while laughing through tears.

"So I'm at Shop Rite," the funny mom starts. "I just pulled into the parking lot and there's no fricken' parking. . . . I have to go in and go food shopping because we're going to get 12 to 18 inches of snow in two days. So this place is already a fricken' madhouse and I have to go in there now to get food for my family. I don't think we need food — don't get me wrong, I think we have plenty of food. The cabinets and the fridge are like fricken' overflowing. . . . but I have to go get food because that's my duty as the mother."

The hysterical mom continues, dramatizing the snowstorm in the way many people tend to do. "During a snowstorm, 12 to 18 inches of snow means we run the risk of the apocalypse," she jokes. "The apocalypse could very well come, and we could all be stuck at home without enough food. . . . And now I have to fight with these crazy people over the essentials: milk, bread, eggs, cheese doodles, and wine."

She continues, discussing her grocery essentials and how cheese doodles in particular could also be helpful in salting the sidewalks due to their sodium content. Then, in what may be the most amazing part of the video, our hero prepares for battle.

I have to mentally and physically prepare myself for this because you and I both know this is going to be a gang war inside over a bag of fricken' cheese doodles. I gotta get myself ready, I gotta get myself motivated. Gotta make sure I can do this safely and efficiently. Put the hair in a bun — I'm not getting in any fricken' arguments where they pull my hair out. Take the hoops off and Vaseline your face, girls. It's gonna be hell in there and I'll be damned if someone's gonna hit me and it ain't gonna slide off my fricken' greasy face. Eye of the tiger, mofos! Eye of the tiger!

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