Emo Kylo Ren Is the Hilarious Twitter Account You've Always Needed

Warning: if you went through an "emo" phase in high school, this post will make you cringe. But thankfully, if you're a Star Wars fan, you'll also laugh your butt off! A parody Twitter account called "Emo Kylo Ren," inspired by the young villain from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, has taken the galaxy by storm since the film's release. Poking fun at the series' new villain for his dark outfit, awkward demeanor, and general emo attitude, the account has one goal: to prove that this whole "dark side" thing isn't just a phase, Mom. Trust us, this IS the Twitter you're looking for — it already has more than 100,000 followers. Check out some the best tweets that'll leave you wanting more:

*comes to school after a three-day weekend* my name isn't Ben any more it's KYLO REN and i'm a dark knight
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015

*force-slams his bedroom door*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*applies black eyeliner*
my parents don't understand me and i hate them
*applies black helmet*

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i get all my winter clothes at Hoth Topic
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

Darth Vader had no father
I envy him

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

i wish i'd suffered more
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

chuck palahniuk just gets it
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015

i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015