If you were considering slipping your crush some Amortentia this Valentine's Day, try taking the less creepy and illegal route by sliding one of these hilarious Harry Potter valentines into their DMs instead. Created by German Tumblr user floccinaucinihilipilification (yep, that's one word), the comics each feature a different adult from the Potter series and a seriously smooth pickup line. We'd be surprised if even Professor Flitwick could come up with something this charming!
So, which of the seven valentines is your favorite? We're leaning toward Professor Trelawney!